That's always the question at the U.S./Canadian border when I'm heading home. And this time I had to laugh to myself as imagined what the border guard would think if he rifled through my bags!
What would he find the most disturbing?... the junk I got from Aberfoyle?...
"what's the deal with the ugly dollhead lady?"
And how to explain this decrepit old photo album...
I'm sure he'd be concerned for the mental health of the country when he came across this muffin tin that Sandy made me!
And of course he might consider pulling me over for a more thorough check when he discovered this beauty in Scarlet's booster seat...
"Come on officer! Don't you ever make ugly dolls and bake them in the oven?!"
"....and make them scarves, and cute hair?..."
Well, luckily I didn't have to have these conversations, because he was pretty easy going and bypassed sorting through my contraband! ...or else he spotted this doll in the booster seat and just wanted me to move on! Anyway, I'm guessing the items I was crossing back into the country with weren't the ones they were looking for, or for that matter, had ever seen before!
